The "family friendly" lake experience

Some may find this outrageous, some may find it completely disgusting, some may find it highly inappropriate, but I find it absolutely HILARIOUS!

My cousin, aunt and I decided to beat the heat on Saturday evening and headed out to the lake to float on our floaties. When we got there we noticed the group of "young men" haha and their abundance of coolers and beverages of choice. Immediately, I knew we had pure entertainment for our floating experience.

It started off with watching the "boys" attempt to go tubing. The funny part there was watching them all get ON the tube. Now I really shouldn't say anything cause I'm sure I wouldn't be any better. I know I wouldn't but, it was entertaining. And foresurely we were laughing WITH them, not AT them. So they would get on, take off and sooner or later would flip off etc. oh and the occational waves that were created were enjoyable also.

While some were tubing and some were throwing a football around, we notice one boy and his girlyfriend in the water getting kinda close. Didn't think anything of it. Young love....but then...they started getting VERY close. Little red flags going off..and the three of us looking at eachother with the.."do ya see that over there" look. Well after further obervation (not staring by the way. Because that would be rude,) we came to the conclusion that they were doing the dirty deed. At this point we are laughing out butts off. Not knowing what to do or say...we slighlty may have made fun of them.

All of a sudden, one of the other boys on shore definitely noticed the same thing we did, and decided to throw the football at them. The lucky lady saw it coming and ducked and therefore made the football smack the guy in the head...again, HILARIOUS. Everyone at the lake was laughing at this point. But what does they guy do...

He lifts is pants out of the water...(confirms our suspicions) and says thanks for helping him find his pants!! BBABHAHAHAHAHHA
So I start to wonder...what the heck was he going to do? Stay in the lake til everyone got out? Have his lady get him a towel? lol, or just walk up stark naked? hahahah Oh the funny things that could have happened.

Anywho, it may of been a "ya had to be there" story but it was funny!!

Oh, and we now refer to this moment as the "Porno at the Lake".

hehe. Anyone wanna go to the lake?